If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
So I’m back in London and away from that pain in the backside that is the surgical service in Wexford.
It’s so good not to be anywhere near an operating theatre where the atmosphere is as uncomfortable as a baby in a topless bar.
So one may wonder, why London? Well its annual leave time and one thought it would be great to spend a couple of days in the big smoke before jetting off to Phoenix and New York. Now whether I survive these places is another matter especially as we shall be wrestling mountain lions and trying to converse with obese desert people.
Yesterday, one went to Sotheby’s pretending to look at pieces of art with the impression that we may actually bid for something. Instead , we (being the Punch, the U-meister and myself) had a good ol lunch. There were attempts at ordering a truffle each at £1.20 a pop, however with a minimum price per head we opted to eat and drink….plenty. The drinking continued on until we reached the Light Bar, on St Martin’s Lane, where by mentioning our close friend Chris Martin we were able to get in. Nice bar, bit expensive but why not.
Therefore to end, I’d like to thank the lead singer of Coldplay, a man we’ve never met, for helping us obtain a tipple or two.
So in true dodgeball style,………thank YOU, Chris Martin!

