KDogg

Merry Christmas everyone.

K.

At the moment one would feel that life should be slowing down as we near Xmas however this is far from the truth. Again this year I am experiencing the phenomena known as ‘getting leathered’, ‘hot whiskies’ and ‘granny dumping’. Granny dumping is not some form of a pulling technique I use in the bars but is unfortunately what spoilt brats do to their folks when not bothering to look after them over the winter period.

On another note, I was told a couple of months ago in the establishment known as Ri Ra that the neat, straight line goatee I had made me look sleazy. I would describe myself more than surprised when I found evidence of this critic trying to draw a similar hairy object on their chin. Having already drawn an anchor on their ‘bulging’ biceps they felt it necessary to impersonate me. To be honest I am quite flattered and I’m proud to say my sleazy days are behind me

The official break from work continues.

It has brought a rarity with it. Continuous smiles and laughter. Having flown home I embarked on a voyage to the city of Cambridge where I came across another gentleman with the new title of Dr (Congrats of course go to the aviator supremo that is the Walton). To celebrate, a student bar was hit but the highlight was coming across Gary Brolsma. Gary is the man who brought a fantastic romanian song to the masses and as you will see below, its infectious, it makes you smile and you will want to sing it. Many around the world have filmed themselves doing such a thing. WARNING: A video involving a certain dogg may b on the surfers paradise soon enough.

Thus, once Gary put a smile on this author’s face, it did not leave but persisted through travels back to Dublin, to Tullamore and back again. I now plan on spreading this throughout the city,to all the tracksuit parade, to all the lovely women I wish to know and to those that recently got their members, I mean memberships sorted. Well done M & O!

Turn those speakers up for a video worthy of an oscar.