Your body is a temple, but how long can you live in the same house before you redecorate?
At the moment one would feel that life should be slowing down as we near Xmas however this is far from the truth. Again this year I am experiencing the phenomena known as ‘getting leathered’, ‘hot whiskies’ and ‘granny dumping’. Granny dumping is not some form of a pulling technique I use in the bars but is unfortunately what spoilt brats do to their folks when not bothering to look after them over the winter period.
On another note, I was told a couple of months ago in the establishment known as Ri Ra that the neat, straight line goatee I had made me look sleazy. I would describe myself more than surprised when I found evidence of this critic trying to draw a similar hairy object on their chin. Having already drawn an anchor on their ‘bulging’ biceps they felt it necessary to impersonate me. To be honest I am quite flattered and I’m proud to say my sleazy days are behind me 
